Special Guest Post from Jon Robberson: Satan’s School Bus

Jon Robberson Jr.

Friday May 13, 2016.  A date that should (and will) live in infamy in the American church.  My mind spins with images of King Hussein summoning Loretta Lynch to the White House in the wee hours of dawn, his cloven feet prancing in his shoes as the head of The Justice Department slips through a side door and into the annals of American criminology.

I wonder how it went down…

“Mister President, our numbers indicate that 0.3% of the population are transgender.”

“So of that one third of one percent, how many are in high school or junior high?”

“We really have no idea.”

King Hussein’s eyes flashed anger and cooled to perceptible arrogance.

The US Attorney General began backpedaling in shoes far too large for her feet; something she had mastered since that whole Lois Lerner thing got dropped in her lap. Her mouth curled down into her manly “what’s your problem” look, but she caught it in time and relaxed into her best “swear on a stack of Bibles” smile.  King Hussein recoiled as his masked AG flew through three personalities in a single second.

Lynch continued “Mister President, since 2014 we’ve admitted every refugee minor from Latin America, North Africa, Asia and The Middle East. They’re all enrolled in public schools and we do not have concrete numbers on how many of them may identify as a sex other than their current, uh, sex.”  Hussein rolled his eyes and exhaled audibly.

The ticking of a clock interrupted the president’s silence.  Lynch’s eyes circled quickly around the room, a room she had never been in before.  A strange odor permeated the quirky historical hodgepodge of décor.  It was familiar but unsettling.  Fermented chicken and blackened bananas.  A fire burned in a small fireplace behind the president.  She noticed the reflection of flames flicker across a picture of President Kennedy and his kid brother.  Her throat constricted.  She waited.

“Call Duncan.  Make it happen,” he said.

“Yes Mister President.  He’s barely unpacked his desk.  He’ll play ball.”

King Hussein dropped his feet from the table in front of him, flicked his favorite finger and pushed a White House phone toward Lynch.  The ticking clock struck 3:00am.

“We gave $38.2 billion to Arne’s department last year” Hussein sneered, “He’ll play ball or his phone’s going to ring all day and he can deal with fifty irate state superintendents.”

“Yes my lord” Lynch thought as she reverted to her “stack of Bibles” smile, “Yes Mister President” she said.

So parents, grandparents and legal guardians, this is it.

The oldest institution in America came under direct Satanic attack when the corrupt US Supreme Court handed down their opinion on June 26, 2015 in Obergfell v. Hodges, thus conniving 330 million citizens (and who knows how many guests) into believing that nine men and women could change that which is ordained by God.                  (Genesis 2:18-24, 1 Corinthians 7:2).

“Soup’s on!”  October 2015, Campbell’s Soup, uh, covers new territory with the airing on all three major networks of the now infamous, “Luke I am your father”, “No Luke I am your father” ad that leaves poor “Luke” caught in the middle of a homosexual tryst when all he is trying to do is eat a bowl of soup!  Tylenol, Hallmark, Taco Bell and Nabisco all followed Campbell’s and cranked out their own “inclusive” ads for cable and network television.  Unfortunately, in many American Christian homes the response went something like this “Honey, my head’s pounding.  Can you grab some tacos on your way home?  Remind me Sunday’s Mother’s Day.  Have you seen the remote?”

June 25, 1962: The US Supreme Court decides to fix what wasn’t broken when they handed Americans their opinion in Engel v. Vitale.  Henceforth beseeching God for guidance in the forming and framing of young minds would be considered intolerable, unacceptable and out the window.  After all it might have offended the 0.9% of Muslims in the US, 0.7% Buddhists and 0.7% Hindus, had prayer to the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob maintained its place next to pledging allegiance to the flag.  Oops, silly me, the aforementioned religious populace figures are from last year, 2015; because there are no figures from 1962!  However, we as Christians can take solace in this: the greatest portion of the US citizenry as of 2010 has shown Christ like love in surrendering our children’s ability to pray since we number a mere 70.6% of the country.  That’s a massive percentage of brotherly love.  Too bad it was (and is) at our kids’ spiritual expense.  Interestingly, King Hussein was (supposedly) born in 1961 and would start school in 1966, in Hawaii until he moved to Indonesia and entered a Muslim Madrasa.  Loretta Lynch was in Greensboro, North Carolina and would enter kindergarten in 1964.  Hmmh…

Last week it was unsafe for your daughter to pee alone at Target.  This week it is unsafe to send your daughter to public school.  April 19, 2016 Target (America’s second largest discount retailer with 1,792 stores in the US) announced “…we welcome transgender team members and guests to use the restroom or fitting room facility that corresponds with their gender identity.”  Yikes.  God announced “A woman shall not wear a man’s garment, nor shall a man put on a woman’s cloak, for whoever does these things is an abomination to the Lord your God.” (Deuteronomy 22:5 ESV).  The Lord God further stated that he “…created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them.” (Genesis 1:27 ESV).  So having heard from Target Corporate…and God, you could always choose to push back with your dollar and shop elsewhere.  But then King Hussein made his Friday the 13th decree.  And whereas your kids boarded the school bus for school on Thursday, they will board the bus for Babylon on Monday May 16th. This from CNN:

“The Obama administration issued guidance Friday directing public schools to allow transgender students to use bathrooms matching their gender identity.  A joint letter from the Departments of Education and Justice went to schools Friday with guidelines to ensure that ‘transgender students enjoy a supportive and nondiscriminatory school environment.’”

The CNN.com article continues:

“The latest guidance for schools goes beyond the bathroom issue, touching upon privacy rights, education records and sex segregated athletics, all but guaranteeing transgender students the right to identify in school as they choose.”

But where does that leave your thirteen-year-old daughter after three hours of volleyball practice?  Well, common sense, measured speculation and the phone-and -pen dictate of the king would indicate that it could leave your daughter changing or even showering next to a puberty fueled and perhaps seriously confused eighth grade boy!  That is, of course, unless the same eighth grade boy decided previously that since he “self identifies” as a girl he would try out for your daughter’s position on the volleyball team, in which case this scenario holds zero relevance…until basketball season starts.

In conclusion folks, this is day two of what will prove to be the worst blow to American Christianity since The US Supreme Court handed down a death sentence to the most innocent of all children in The United States on January 22, 1973 when the blood began to flow under our feet with Roe v. Wade.  Since that day Americans have willingly butchered 50 million unborn lives.  And The King of Kings has not annulled his love and protection over those whom we destroyed.  He created each of them.  Every boy.  Every girl.

Do whatever you must to yank your kids or grandkids out of these hellholes.  Do not put them back on the school bus; Satan is clearly behind the wheel.  Do not formulate excuses.  Do not hide behind prayers of convenience.  Do not “wait and see” as we did in 1962, 1973 and 2015.

For further insight into this topic you may want to tune in to The Hagmann and Hagmann Report tonight, Tuesday May 17, 2016 for our show entitled “Satan’s Bullseye: Target, Transgender Lies, Restrooms or Rape Rooms?”  The Hagmann and Hagmann Report airs at 8pm EST on Global Star Radio Network and Blogtalk Radio www.blogtalkrsadio.com , or you may simply access the show live on YouTube by visitingwww.hagmannandhagmann.com

 

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